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do you ever wonder if anyone has a crush on you and then laugh at yourself because ew who would have a crush on you
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That ONE time you feel hyper and want to do something but everyone else is tired
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Cara Delevingne
Same.
iluvu
me
shes. perfect.
I CANNOT BREATHE
CARA IS ME
I LOVE HER SO MUCH
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New Monsters University Japanese Trailer Features The Adorable Young Mike Wazowski! Read More »
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How to braid your hair:
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
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